The Twelve Days of Finals

Crusader News Staff

It’s finals week and time for stress levels to reach an all-time high. The Crusader News staff came up with this ode finals that shows how students really feel.

On the first day of finals my teachers gave to me:

A whole month of anxiety

 

 

On the second day of finals my teachers gave to me:

2 migraines

 

 
On the third day of finals my teachers gave to me:

3 mental breakdowns

 

 
On the fourth day of finals my teachers gave to me:

4 hours of crying

 

 
On the fifth day of finals my teachers gave to me:

5 All nighters

 

 
On the sixth day of finals my teachers gave to me:

6 research papers

 

 
On the seventh day of finals my teachers gave to me:

7 days of cramming

 

 
On the eighth day of finals my teachers gave to me:

8  bottles of Redbull

 

 
On the ninth day of finals my teachers gave to me:

9 drop out slips

 

 
On the tenth day of finals my teachers gave to me:

10 hundred flashcards

 

 
On the eleventh day of finals my teachers gave to me:

11 sessions of therapy

 

 
On the twelfth day of finals my teachers gave to me:

12 reasons to hate them

 

 

Happy Finals Week!